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　　娘娘腔的小胖子冼洁晶（王晶 饰）被女友甩掉，绝望之际企图跳楼自杀。他的做法不仅引来无数群众围观，还因此结识了同病相怜的非常烦（冯淬帆 饰）和何马同（林俊贤 饰）。阿烦作风粗暴爱骂人，阿同内向胆小，两人的恋爱道路同样几多坎坷。主持“爱情止痛药”的电台DJ谭宇伦（曾志伟 饰）看三人可怜，决定帮他们成为泡妞专家。在了解三人的缺点后，谭带他们来到夜校，阿烦很快就迷上了美丽的女老师李楚红（李美凤 饰）。反惹来对方的反感。楚红和室友小贝贝（邱淑贞 饰）、芬妮（张曼玉 饰）住在一起，这三对男女因此机缘结识，继而展开一场妙趣横生的求爱大作战……

农民工二麻（阿星 饰）讨薪成功后，决定租一位女性扮演媳妇返乡过节的故事，小丫（王雅婕 饰）与男友廖平凡（房鑫 饰）恋爱六年却遭遇背叛，一气之下去应聘二麻女友，与此同时，二男一女的三个贼也盘算着骗走二麻的巨额工钱，上演了一段多方角力的搞笑故事。

　　'Stories Not to Be Told' shines the comedic spotlight on those kinds of situations we've all found ourselves in, but which we'd rather no one ever knew about, or which we wish we could forget about altogether.

　　列宁格勒牛仔摇滚乐队的几个成员装扮怪异，戴大墨镜，烫飞机头，夸张的火箭鞋就是他们的标志。可在他们的家乡看不见事业成功的希望，于是他们决定转战美国寻求机会，在即将出发的前夜，贝斯手却被冻死，尽管如此，队员们还是将他装入了放满冰块的木箱中带上了旅途。此时同村的一个怪异的哑巴 偷偷跟随乐队来到了纽约。纽约的机会并不如他们想象的丰富，困窘的生活仍在继续，在他们走投无路之时，得到了一个来自墨西哥的婚宴演出机会。于是他们用仅剩的钱从一个美国售货员（吉姆•贾木许 Jim Jarmusch 饰）手中买了一辆旧车后继续向墨西哥进发，那里有他们最后的梦想……

　　Omar Lulu, who shot to fame with the surprise hit 'Happy Wedding,' is known to feature new faces in his projects.

　　Two sisters on the cusp of adulthood, Elle and Joy, spend their last week before embarking on their next music tour visiting friends and preparing for the going away party they intend to host. Their apprehensions about throwing the party are universally validated when their divorced mother and father as well as both of their ex-boyfriends converge on the party, leaving tragedy in the wake of what they had envisioned as a unifying celebration. In the aftermath of this fateful night, Elle and Joy are left with the sobering yet liberating truth that they can only rely on one another.

故事发生在俄罗斯的一座海滨城市中，在这里，活跃着被称为“黑猫”的犯罪组织。大选将近，为了能够多一份胜算，市长维克托（维科托·斯佐夫 Viktor Sukhorukov 饰）决定在博物馆中举办一个大型的展览，届时将有许多珍贵的展品现身其中。为了能够保证展览顺利举办，整个城市的安保系统都陷入到了紧张的运作中去。 　　伊格纳特（安德鲁·特缅特耶夫 Andrey Dementev 饰）是一个热爱跑酷的青年，充满正义感的他和志同道合的朋友们组织了名为“城市猴子”的团体，看似四处声张正义，实则惹是生非。邪恶的“黑猫”很快就盯上了活跃的“城市猴子”，他们以伊格纳特心爱的姑娘为人质，要挟伊格纳特协助他们偷窃即将展览的藏品，在正义和爱情面前，伊格纳特做出了痛苦的抉择。

　　The story finds Jason Mewes' Jay and Smith's Silent Bob learning that a studio wants to reboot the Bluntman And Chronic movie that was based on the comic inspired by the two stoners. And they're not happy. Again. So begins a cross-country quest to shut it down.