马可一位大学学生,他正绞尽脑汁地想法追一位美丽的女孩,苦无进展时,一位令人眩目,漂亮的伯爵夫人出现,瞬间夺走马可的心思,孰料这位女伯爵是个四百岁的吸血鬼,她需要真正的处男鲜血来维持她的美丽与生命……
身为会计师的乔登(乔纳斯·切尔尼克 Jonas Chernick 饰)最近失恋了,令乔登感到伤心的是,女友离开他不为别的,只因为他那差劲到令人发指的床上功夫。为了排解心中的郁闷,乔登只能借助于酒精,一次大醉后,他与名叫茱莉亚(艾蜜莉·汉普雪儿 Emily Hampshire 饰)的脱衣舞女相遇了。一边是急需要“补课”的衰男,一边是囊中羞涩的舞女,两人一拍即合,茱莉亚成为了乔登的“性学教师”。茱莉亚为乔登设计了一系列听起来令人脸红心跳的课程,授课过程中更是循循善诱、“言传身教”,在这样一位优秀教师的教导下,乔登能够通过最后的“期末考试”吗?在技巧上取得了长足进步的乔登又能否重振自己在情场上的风采呢?
讲述在即将迎来升迁的国家情报局ACE泰祖(李星民 饰)出任保护中国特使大熊猫的警卫过程中,突然遭遇意外事故。这是一部讲述与动物进行沟通的喜剧片。
奔波霸和哥哥霸波奔给白龙马下毒失败后,被孙悟空打出原形,其实,实际兄弟俩被抖落在皇帝的大殿上时,偷偷使用障眼法逃了出来,偷出月光宝盒穿错了地方来到了现代。 两人面对现代都市的无所适从,各种窘态,意欲穿越回去时发现月光宝盒丢失!巧遇被孙悟空打成原形后一直修炼未成精的白骨精! 三人夜晚出外觅食人血,偏偏遇上了走投无路的小萝莉,意欲自杀的小梦,奔波霸想戏弄别人却反遭殴打,却和小梦互相坦露心声! 次日,月光宝盒露面,白骨精假意拉拢,怂恿二人去偷月光宝盒再次遇上小梦势单力薄难敌恶少,面对被有钱有势的恶少欺负的小梦,奔波霸一番感慨…… 恶少欺人太甚,愤怒的奔波霸妙招解困境…… 救了小梦,盗了宝盒,白骨精却原形毕露,笨妖怪大战妖王,爱意萌生却要生离死别……
A narcissistic performer's world crumbles when he mysteriously loses his talent right before the biggest opportunity of his career.
Kat Emerson could really use a Christmas miracle! The aspiring singer-songwriter may have big dreams, but she has even bigger problems. Treated like a servant by her vain stepmother and self-involved stepsisters, Kat is forced into a demoralizing job as a singing elf at billionaire Terrence Wintergardenâ€TMs Santa Land. But there is one bright spot to the job: Nick, the handsome new Santa at the tree lot. When Kat gets invited to the prestigious Wintergarden Christmas Gala, her stepfamily is determined to prevent her from attending and snag their own invitation. Could an attentive dog, a loyal BFF and a sprinkling of holiday magic help turn things around for Kat? Join Laura Marano (Disneyâ€TMs Austin Ally), Gregg Sulkin (Marvelâ€TMs Runaways) and Isabella Gomez (One Day at a Time) in this modern-day reimagining of the cherished classic, featuring original music and holiday favorites.
法国第一女主播法兰西强悍娇艳,记者会上向总统犀利提问,转眼又眉来眼去频送秋波;坐镇主持政论节目,以完美妆容力战来宾;亲身前往远方战地“演绎”实况,还不忘忙碌奔波照顾家庭。她原是法国人心头上的一颗硃砂痣,一场肇事车祸却让她成了那抹蚊子血。法兰西发现主播的华美衣袍下其实爬满了蚤子,播报台下的美丽与哀愁谁人能解?当她决定洗尽铅华隐姓埋名,意外的邂逅突然降临,触动心中最柔软的那一块⋯⋯。 怪咖名导布鲁诺杜蒙以“法兰西”为名,直讽国家金玉其外却败絮其中的种种现象。从新闻操弄、难民问题到失能家庭,刻意营造的通俗手法与脸部特写,捕捉主角在虚假之外,无处安放的敏感脆弱。
Dorothy’s a film director and a bit of a loser. One night, after a few beers, she lets loose on her script when a call from her producer kills her buzz: enough with the queer comedies, it’s time to start making mainstream films. To avoid sinking to the deepest depths of despair, Dorothy seeks comfort in her favorite TV show Romy the Vampire Slayer. Unfortunately, her own demons show up.