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　　黑人警探马库斯（马龙•韦恩斯 Marlon Wayans 饰）和凯文（肖恩•韦恩斯 Shawn Wayans 饰）在一次扫毒行动中假扮小店老板，准备抓拿前来的毒贩，但是由于没人支援，这一行动搞砸了。为了挽回在上司和同事面前的面子，这两个黑人警探决定挑战一项艰巨的任务：那就是伪装成富有的白人姐妹——威尔顿姐妹，亲身引诱企图绑架这两姐妹的穷凶极恶的绑匪现身。在涂上了厚厚的白粉，浓妆艳抹后，这两个黑人小伙摇身变成了性感漂亮的白人姐妹。于是，一连串爆笑惊险的场面上演了。

　　七个小矮人居住在河的对岸，在他们的森林中还有一个个子很高的人，他也极其希望加入七矮人的行列，而他们却总是用他们已经有七个了来拒绝他。
　　有一天，白雪公主闯进了他们的生活。七矮人中的六个被她的美貌所吸引，将曾经允诺的不和任何女人交往的信念抛之脑后。而其中一个老矮人却因为曾经的不幸遭遇对白雪公主时刻提防着。
　　当白雪公主18岁生日的时候，老矮人知道了她的身世，这时白雪公主却被可恶的皇后抓走了。七个矮人团结一致地前往皇宫去救白雪公主，老矮人终于在皇宫前告诉了他们那个他提了18年却一直不愿说清的他的过去。他们是否能够成功地救出公主呢？

　　A quick glimpse at the cast for this film would make any horror fan giddy with glee. The actual movie doesn't live up to those high expectations, but it's far from being all bad. Desi Arnaz Jr. (!) plays an author who makes a crazy $20,000 bet with his publisher that he could write a great novel in only 24 hours. To do so, the publisher gives him the keys to an old abandoned house where he won't be disturbed. Not true. Once he gets there he is interrupted by a multitude of guests including a family which consists of John Carradine, Sheila Keith, Peter Cushing and Vincent Price. They are gathered there in a twisted family reunion to release their brother from the room he's been imprisoned in for forty years. Even Christopher Lee drops by as Corrigan, the man who has just purchased the house. Soon, they realize that the caged brother is loose and out for revenge.
　　What a great plotline and what a dream cast! This movie should have been a hell of a lot better. It's hard to pinpoint the exact problems with the film, but I would venture to say that the lack of lighting was a major fault. Sure the house has no electricity but I think they took the title of the movie a little too literally. Scenes after scenes are barely visible and the actors' faces are undecipherable. Only the moments in the main dinning hall are well lit. Also, the great actors are given very little to do. Cushing gets a few chuckles as the scared brother but Price, Lee and especially Carradine are somewhat wasted here. Well, at least Price gets the best line of the film: `Please don't interrupt me while I am soliloquizing.' And on the plus side, the story has enough twists and turns throughout to keep one`s interest and the ending, while a bit of a cop-out, manages to surprise.

　　豪斯夫人（林·科恩 Lynn Cohen 饰）的死让目击者拉里（伍迪·艾伦 Woody Allen 饰）起了疑心，因为作为死者的丈夫，保罗（杰里·阿德勒 Jerry Adler 饰）不仅没有表现出一丝的伤心，更是和一名叫海伦（Melanie Norris 饰）的美丽女子 来往密切。
　　在好友特德（阿伦·阿尔达 Alan Alda 饰）的帮助下，拉里开始了对于保罗的跟踪调查，但很快拉里便发现，特德和自己的妻子卡罗尔（黛安·基顿 Diane Keaton 饰）似乎有着暧昧的关系。随着调查的深入，事件的真相逐渐浮出了水面，为了掩盖自己所犯下的罪行，保罗绑架了卡罗尔，以此威胁拉里。在众人的搀和下，事情变得越来越复杂，而拉里唯一要做的，就是救出妻子。

　　每个人都值得拥有一个伟大的爱情故事。但是对一个17岁的高中生「赛门」来说这一切却是件超複杂的事：第一、没有人知道他是同性恋；第二、他也搞不清楚自己爱上跟他一样有同样困扰的不具名网友到底是何方神圣？？？为了解决这两个大麻烦，赛门展开一段爆笑又吓人的解答过程，但他没料到的是，最后得到的答案却从此改变了自己的人生。

　　罗宾（伊万·麦克格雷格 Ewan McGregor 饰）曾经也是一个拥有着很多奇异朋友的天真无邪的小男孩，但如今，已经长大成人的他在旅行箱公司上班，在挖空了心思完成上司布置的任务外，他还得想方设法的挤出时间来陪伴妻子伊芙琳（海莉·阿特维尔 Hayley Atwell 饰）和女儿玛德琳（勃朗特·卡迈克尔 Bronte Carmichael 饰）。罗宾非常爱自己的家人们，但这样的生活难免让他感到有一丝丝的窒息。
　　一天，罗宾童年时候的玩伴小熊维尼（吉姆·库宁斯 Jim Cummings 配音）忽然再度出现在了他的眼前，并且请求他帮自己一个忙。很显然，维尼依然将罗宾当成是以前那个单纯的男孩，这让罗宾感到有些无所适从。

遺傳了爸爸能和動物對話的天賦，杜立德家族的小女兒瑪雅這次因為醫治社交名媛的狗而踏入了星光燦爛的社交圈。她必須想辦法駕馭難搞的神經質犬以及其他嬌生慣養的小動物們。迷失於有自己電視節目的機會，她忘了這些小動物們不是人類用來炫燿的道具。而這些小動物們也讓瑪雅發現，認真傾聽小動物們的想法比會跟動物交談的能力要來的重要多了!

对于 Mags 和 Ash 来说，婚姻变成了一系列的争吵和妥协，让他们都渴望更多。这是他们成为父母后第一次单独度假，他们的争吵威胁着要毁掉这次旅行——直到他们遇到了 Angela，一个自由奔放的数字游民，她激起了 Mags 意想不到的感情，并允许她做她多年来从未做过的自己，很有趣。这对情侣对 Angela 很感兴趣，他们开始考虑三人行，但事情从来没有看起来那么简单。

　　故事智利独裁者奥古斯托·皮诺切特展开，他并没有死，而是成为了吸血鬼。在这个世界上呆了250年之后，自身耻辱以及家庭冲突所带来的疾病，令他决定永远地死去。

　　Dear Brigitte is one of the funniest comedies from the 1960s, about a tone-deaf, color-blind boy genius with one interest: Brigitte Bardot. James Stewart plays professor Robert Leaf, a typical college professor (when speaking of college professors typical means liberal, but this was 40 years ago and labels change). Leaf teaches poetry, lives in a houseboat in San Francisco, vocally opposes nuclear power and progress in general. He has an original way to make the family stick together - family concerts. His daughter calls him square. Leaf's 8-year old son Erasmus is played by Billy Mumy (Sammy the Way Out Seal, Lost In Space, Bless The Beasts Children, Three Wishes). Leaf hopes to find artistic genius of some sort in his only son, and nurtures him in music, painting, literature, etc. But Leaf is disappointed, to put it mildly, when it turns out Erasmus has a gift for math, can out-think the colleges newest computer, instantly compute horse-race winners. I don't want to give away too much of the plot, but Erasmus had been writing to Bardot regularly, and after the family comes to depend on his ability, his love-sickness causes a mental block. Glynis Johns (Father's Delicate Condition, The Cabinet of Caligari, Mary Poppins) plays Leaf's wife. Ed Wynn (Requiem For A Heavyweight, Mary Poppins) is a neighbor / captain / narrator. Other cast include Fabian, Cindy Carol, John Williams, Jesse White, Jack Kruschen, and James Brolin in an early bit part. Brigitte Bardot appears at the end.